Writer(s): dennis/adair
EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO MEI make a date for golf
You can bet you life it rains
I try to give a party
And the guy upstairs complains
I guess I`ll go thru life
Just catchin colds and missin trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I`ve had measles and the mumps
And evry time I play my ace
My partner always trumps
I guess Im just a fool
Who never looks before he jumps
Evrything happens to me
At first my heart thot
You could break this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick
To end my despair
But now, I just cant fool
This head that thinks for me
Ive mortgaged all my castles in the air
I`ve telegraphed and called
I sent air mail special, too
You answer was goodbye
And there was even postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me

